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plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

(via oxygenic)

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji, via 4everjade)

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(Source: , via catspells)

juliankoster:

I am 100% here for this
babenjade:

Nicki Minaj aged 17